What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:48
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : Tea ?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : Thank you.
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
He : I'm 24.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : No
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : Sure.
Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : I don't drink
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.